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Some people don’t know how to start a conversation on MSN, some people are very good at it, but some people just say some of the craziest things.

Here are a few examples of random things people have said to me when starting an MSN conversation:

“I think I want to take fencing lessons again.”

“Cutting off boy toys is no fun.”

“No more charity walks I am fuckin destroyed today”

“Dude, I think I work with the dirtiest whore ever in life”

“Penis people are weird”

“Right, why do some guys who claim to be straight want it up the butt”

“Celebrity gossip sux”

“I am back in pop culture purgatory”

“Nude mosh dudes are funny”

“Alright handsome you need to explain to me why guys like to send unsolicited pics of their junk at random”

“One day I am going to tell one of these fucks that god hates the english and that’s why they are bald”

“Dude do you hate it when you go out and there is no sexy to look at?”

“zeig heil”

“Bosses are wankers”

“The FBI are a bunch of queers”

“Sitting in the corner is a good thing lol”

“Damnit my place still smells like gin, sour milk, sweat and stale smokes”

“Damn his bunghole is still in tact!”

“I hope the lady at the salon welds my ex’s bunghole welded shut next time he gets his crack waxed”

“I am afraid of pretty boys with mutant cocks”

Funny thing is, these are all from the same person haha. You know who you are!